Dear Wi-Fi,
We need to talk. You see, I think we’ve had something special. There was a time when you and I were inseparable, streaming, coding, Zoom calls without that terrifying spinning wheel of doom. But lately… lately, you’ve been ghosting me. One minute, we’re connected, sharing packets like old friends. The next? Dead silence. No signal. No explanation. Just heartbreak in the form of “No Internet Connection.”
The Pain of Being Ghosted by a Signal
According to a report by OpenSignal, inconsistent connectivity is one of the top frustrations users report worldwide. And yes, it hurts. It’s like planning a date only for your Wi-Fi to stand you up. You’re left waiting, refreshing, muttering code snippets under your breath, wondering what went wrong.
Ghosting Has Real Consequences
Imagine: you’re in the middle of a team call. You’ve got your camera on, you’re nodding along like you’re fully engaged. And then… poof. You vanish. Not metaphorically, literally. Zoom glitches, messages fail to send, pull requests hang in the void. In software, they call this a “timeout.” In real life, it’s emotional trauma.
Wi-Fi, I Need Commitment
Here’s the thing. I’m not asking for miracles. Just a stable connection, a little consistency, maybe even a little TLC. I want to be able to send emails without second-guessing if you’re alive, stream tutorials without screaming at my router, and download SDKs without questioning my life choices.
Let’s be honest: you know I spend more time with you than with actual humans. Don’t make me regret that loyalty.
A Love Letter, But Also a Warning
Wi-Fi, I miss you. I miss the days when I could live-stream my code, push commits without fear, and binge tutorials like a normal human being. And yet… keep ghosting me, and I might just start dating Ethernet. Sure, it’s wired and commitment-heavy, but at least it doesn’t flake.
Stay strong, stay connected. And maybe, just maybe, stop ghosting me.
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