Days in the Life of Mo

You ever sit at a family dinner and think, “If one more person talks at the same time, I’m calling IT support”?
Well… congratulations.
You’ve basically experienced the Internet of Things… but with humans.

Let’s set the scene.

It’s Sunday.
The table is full.
And chaos is doing Zumba in the corner.

The “IoT Household” Guest List

IoT, the Internet of Things, is literally just everyday objects connected to the internet and talking to each other, all collecting data and making decisions without needing you to babysit every step.

Think refrigerators, light bulbs, smartwatches, thermostats… even toasters are getting involved now.

Now imagine all those devices as members of your family sitting around the dining room table.

Brace yourself.

The Smart Fridge: Your Gossiping Auntie

She knows everything and tells everyone.

“Ay Mo, you’re out of milk again. Should I order more? Also, why are you eating cereal at midnight? Is everything okay?”

Modern fridges literally track inventory, detect temperature changes, and can send notifications to your phone. They’re like aunties who don’t mind their business, but help you anyway.

The Thermostat: The Uncle Who’s Always Cold

You know that uncle who fights everyone to close the window?

That’s your smart thermostat.

Always adjusting.
Always monitoring the temperature.
Always trying to make the environment “optimal” without being asked.

Nest (the thermostat, not the uncle) even learns your habits and adjusts automatically. Google says so, not me.

The Smartwatch: Your Gym-Fanatic Cousin

The one who updates the whole family every 10 minutes:

“I’ve walked 5,244 steps.”
“My heart rate is 72.”
“I drank 1.5 liters already.”
“I’m basically an athlete.”

Wearables collect continuous data and sync it to your phone or the cloud. Meanwhile, Cousin Fitbit is judging you for breathing too loud.

The Smart Speaker: The Sibling Who Won’t Stop Showing Off

You tell it one thing:

“Hey, play music.”

And suddenly they’re like,
“Sure. Also, I can set reminders, control the lights, tell you riddles, file your tax returns…”

Alexa, please.

This device is the overachiever who never chills.

The Security Camera: Your Paranoid Gran

Gran watches everything and trusts no one.

The doorbell rings and she’s already on the app:

“Mo, there’s a suspicious man outside.”
“Gran, that’s the postman.”
“He blinked weirdly.”

Security cameras collect motion data, detect faces, and stream live footage. Just like Gran.

The Light Bulbs: The Cousins Who Keep Switching Moods

Blue.
Warm.
Cool white.
Purple rave.

Mood changes every 10 minutes.

Smart lights adjust based on schedules, voice commands, or sensors, which is wild because sometimes humans don’t even have that level of adaptability.

So Where’s the “Internet” Part?

Imagine each family member whispering updates to each other across the dining table.

The fridge tells the grocery list app.
The smartwatch tells your health app.
The thermostat tells the air conditioner.
The lights tell the speaker they’re dimming.

Everyone is talking.
All the time.
Automatically.

That’s IoT.

A network of tiny digital extroverts exchanging information so the house runs itself.

According to Statista, we already have over 15 billion IoT devices in the world, and it’s expected to double in the next few years.
Translation: The family dinner is getting louder.

But… Is It Safe If Everything Is Talking?

Short answer:
Yes, if the house locks the doors properly.

Long answer:
You need secure networks, updated software, encrypted communication; because the same way your cousin overshares family secrets on Facebook, IoT devices can overshare too if not secured.

And trust me, you don’t want the toaster leaking data about your burnt bread habits.

Imagine Skipping Family Dinner… Then Everything Falls Apart

That’s what happens when IoT breaks.

If one device stops communicating, the entire chain feels it:

No fridge notifications, no groceries
Thermostat offline, you’re sweating
Light bulbs malfunction, rave at 3am
Smart speaker crashes, silence (lowkey a blessing)

IoT is powerful because the devices rely on each other; like a family that only functions when everyone is talking and minding their business… which never happens.

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Your Home Is Already at the Dinner Table

If you’ve ever:

• Let your smartwatch tell you to stand up
• Let your TV recommend shows
• Let your phone unlock your door
• Let your speaker control anything

…you’re already living inside the family dinner.

Whether you like it or not, your devices are chatting behind your back; and sometimes they’re judging you. Especially the fridge.

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Before You Go… I’m Curious

If your home devices were people at a family dinner,
who would be the most chaotic one and why?

Tell me in the comments…

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